so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Runes Activated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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