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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 947 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.