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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7506 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.