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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8492 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 203 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.