🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3924 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.