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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8554 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 488 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.