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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4478 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.