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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6763 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
Potions Brewed: | 120 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.