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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9471 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.