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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3892 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 116 |
New Chunks Explored: | 531408 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.