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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3769 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 949736 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.