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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3598 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 393 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5565 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.