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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3032 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
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