CrazyCrafty SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisGotCarButIGotBlocks

aita, Attention, brand new car, budgeting, CAR, christmas dinner, clothes, Favorite, Justified, MONEY, oldest, parents, ruining Christmas, SAVING, SisGotCarButIGotBlocks, sister, storming out, ungrateful, walking out

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never favor the oldest sibling over the younger ones! We believe in equality and fairness for all players, regardless of birth order.

Join us and experience a world where you can finally get the best loot, the coolest skins, and the most attention from our admins. No more feeling unappreciated or left out like in real life!

And don’t worry, we won’t just randomly give out brand-new cars to players who don’t even need them. That’s just absurd! Instead, we’ll reward you with epic in-game items and perks that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Join our server and let’s create a new, more ridiculous story together!

FishyCraft Minecraft Server

children, contaminated food, death, family tragedy, fish dinner, Fishycraft, food poisoning, Food Safety, GRIEVING, health department, Illness, investigation, Loss, Minecraft, news headline, Poisoning, public health, Server, Siblings, Sickness, toxicology report, Tragedy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Emeralds Found:	9495
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchantments Applied:	201
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where fish dinners won’t kill you, but they will make you stronger than ever before! we have magical fish that give you superpowers and make you invincible in battle.

the story goes that once a player ate a fish and became so powerful, they defeated the ender dragon with just a single punch. now that player is worshipped as a god on our server, with their own temple and followers who bring them offerings of fish every day.

so come join us and become the next fish-powered legend on our server! just watch out for any suspicious fish dinners at home, we don’t want any more casualties like those poor children.

YoonCraft: No Arrests Allowed!

Allowed, Arrests, YoonCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	160	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the president got arrested but then they were like “nah, let’s suspend that ish”? It’s like a rollercoaster of drama and excitement, just like playing on this server!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the president likes to bust a move.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane community where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even become besties with a llama who knows how to rap. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

Zebrafish Heart Repair – Minecraft Server

animal models, animal studies, Cardiac function, cardiovascular health, dormant genes, experimental medicine, genetic repair, Heart, Heart Disease, heart regeneration, Hmga1, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, mouse hearts, protein therapy, regenerative medicine, Repair, repair genes, research, scientists, Server, side effects, tissue regeneration, Zebrafish, zebrafish protein

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ZEBRAFISH PROTEIN THAT CAN FIX YOUR HEART LIKE MAGIC! YEAH, WE GOT THE HMGA1 PROTEIN THAT MAKES YOUR HEART GO BOOM BOOM BOOM AGAIN! JUST LIKE IN ZEBRAFISH, YOUR HEART WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW WITHOUT ANY SIDE EFFECTS! COME ON, DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY HEART-HEALING ADVENTURE! 😂🐟❤️ #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEBRAFISHHEARTS #HMGA1FTW

Nation-States

building, Casual, claiming system, Community, Customization, Diplomacy, Economy, Events, Factions, Interaction, Limited Map, nationstates, Player vs Player, Plugins, Progression, pvp arena, smp, Systems, Trade, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Server Name	Nation-States
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.20+
Features	Similar to Factions and Towny servers, with emphasis on diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction
Map Size	Approximately 4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: Nation-States is focused on creating a multiplayer survival experience that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction between players.

Q: Is PvP a major aspect of the server?

A: While the server is targeted towards casual building players, there are systems in place for those seeking more PvP-focused gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us in Nation-States by connecting to the server IP and joining our Discord community.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Nation-States?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS for announcements, discussions, and community events.

Virus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2021, ching chongers, controversy, cultural insensitivity, dlc, downloadable content, DROPPED, Gaming Community, gaming industry, heads up, New Release, new virus, niggas, online gaming, pandemic, Quarantine, racism, Realm, social distancing, stay at home, video games, Virus, yo

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	108
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP.

They got all the ching chongers dropping the craziest DLCs this year.

I’m talking about flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a dancing potato skin for your character.

You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so get your blocky butt in here and let’s party like it’s 1999.

Nation-States

4K, building, Casual, Claiming, Diplomacy, Factions, Interaction, Join, Limited Map, multiplayer, nationstates, player, progress, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Systems, Target, Trade, TYPE, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	9365	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Server Name	Nation-States
Version	1.20+
Overview	Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map is approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system.

FAQ

What type of server is Nation-States?

Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server with elements of diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction.

What version of Minecraft does Nation-States support?

Nation-States supports Minecraft version 1.20 and higher.

How big is the map on Nation-States?

The map on Nation-States is approximately 4k by 4k.

What claiming system does Nation-States use?

Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.

Is Nation-States more geared towards casual players or PvP players?

Nation-States is targeted more towards casual, building players, but also has systems in place for those wanting more PvP.

How can I join Nation-States?

You can join Nation-States by clicking on the following Discord link.

Azure Isles Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, alg, Augment Guide, azur lane, Azur Lane General, AZURE, Bisoku Zenshin S2, Bremerton, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fancy ASMR, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Giulio Cesare, Guild Spreadsheet, Isles, Lore, maid skin, Meta, Minecraft, noshiro, Private Dorm, pvp guide, Roon, Secrets, Shimanto, Ship Tier List, Siren Oceana, Story summary, Taihou, Weser, Wiki

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	645527	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Crops Grown:	8230	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Like, imagine sailing the high seas with Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin – it’s like a cruise mission, but in Minecraft! And don’t even get me started on Taihou META, she’s dropping on 12/12 and she’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We got secrets like Bremerton and ShimantoNoshiro Private Dorm, and Roon ASMR dropping on 12/28 – it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. And if you’re into Siren Oceana and Bisoku Zenshin S2, then this server is the place to be.

Just remember to bind your account, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates – we don’t want that, do we? And hey, we don’t have our own Discord, ’cause we’re too cool for that.

Check out our ship tier list, equipment guide, fleet builder, PvP guide, and so much more – we got all the resources you need to dominate the game. Plus, we got a wiki, story summary, and lore to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it forever. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Back in my day

abilities faded, abilities waned, abilities weakened, aging, capabilities lost, changes, Day, growing older, LIMITATIONS, limitations of time, no longer capable, past abilities, past accomplishments, past capabilities, past talents, physical limitations, restrictions, skills deteriorated, skills diminished, skills lost, talents forgotten

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Remember the good old days when you could ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that glorious moment over and over again! Join us for the chance to ride pigs, chickens, and even llamas off the tallest cliffs without a care in the world. Who needs a parachute when you have a trusty farm animal to cushion your fall? Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush of a lifetime – join our server now and start living on the edge (literally)!

VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

Bounty, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Juan Guaido, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, opposition leader, Politics, presidential candidate, REWARD, reward money, search, Server, Unrest, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

WarCraftyElections

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, global affairs, Government, hot phase of war, international relations, leadership, peace negotiations, Peacebuilding, political stability, Politics, post-war elections, Ukraine, war aftermath, WarCraftyElections, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Bed wars anarchy with a free world without donation Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bed wars, donation, free world, minecraft server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Minecraft server without donation, with bad wars and real anarchy

compassmine.aternos.me

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!