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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7934 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2794 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!