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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4744 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2008 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!
