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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4350 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!