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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4140 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7288 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Plus, our Nether is filled with flying chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks – talk about a hot mess!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by exploding sheep). Trust us, it’ll be a life-changing experience like no other!