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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 583 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3255 |
Mines Excavated: | 4789 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.
So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?