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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8109 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Votes: | 2126 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4996 | Animals Bred: | 32 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
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