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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 497 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
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