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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5265 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
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