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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1606 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6584 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
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