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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3155 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 535 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
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