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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8428 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
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