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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4076 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9056 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
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