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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8147 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 327 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 483115 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7661 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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