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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5311 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
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