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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2348 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3110 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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