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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3370 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6343 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
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