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Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 584 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
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