CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

afrocentrist, AI groups, battle of the sexes, brainrot, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, coping mechanisms, covid, crazycraft, Dystopia, Homeless, INSANE, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, ONLINE, pandemic, reddit, satanic abortion, schizo rambling, Server, social media, trump

Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	111
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	3924
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	121	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Animals Bred:	97
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9501
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.