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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5690 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 118 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.