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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1989 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 104 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.