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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2259 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.