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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3970 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.