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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5231 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2294 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.