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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4540 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 192 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 384 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.