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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4783 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3897 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Votes: | 5865 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.