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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3475 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.