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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Votes: | 5575 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.