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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9515 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.