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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7115 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 143 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7554 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8294 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.