π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8852 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.