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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9638 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9637 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.