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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7147 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.