Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	2018	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	890	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Potions Brewed:	125
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.