Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	528
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Animals Bred:	81	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.