Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Star Shards Collected:	263	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2593
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Crops Grown:	5779	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	6258
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	9634
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4918	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	New Chunks Explored:	613698
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	6753
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1967
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.