Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	2827	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	212	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Star Shards Collected:	226	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.